Star-Spangled Birthday Suit
The sky is ablaze with a dazzling display of fiery chrysanthemums, a *pop* *pop* *crackle* of sizzling sparks rain down. "Happy birthday, 'Murica!" You exclaim as you sink your teeth into your 5th hot dog of the night at the nudist colony's annual 4th of July BBQ.
The sky is ablaze with a dazzling display of fiery chrysanthemums, a *pop* *pop* *crackle* of sizzling sparks rain down. "Happy birthday, 'Murica!" You exclaim as you sink your teeth into your 5th hot dog of the night at the nudist colony's annual 4th of July BBQ.