Gifts For The Tree
Deck your tree in sparkle and sass with ornaments that turn your living room into a holiday wonderland! Treat your branches to a little bling—they’ve been naked all year. 🎄✨
Hellhound Hallucinations
Regular price
$35.00
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)
Wider Fit for Larger Heads.
Non-Reflective Lenses
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.
Regular price
$35.00
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)
Wider Fit for Larger Heads.
Non-Reflective Lenses
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.