The Ornament Shop
Oh What Fun! New Ornaments Just Arrived 🎄
Meet your tree’s new favorites! Our fun, festive holiday ornaments just arrived and are ready to make your season a little more merry.
Star-Spangled Birthday Suit
Regular price
$35.00
The sky is ablaze with a dazzling display of fiery chrysanthemums, a *pop* *pop* *crackle* of sizzling sparks rain down. "Happy birthday, 'Murica!" You exclaim as you sink your teeth into your 5th hot dog of the night at the nudist colony's annual 4th of July BBQ.
Regular price
$35.00
The sky is ablaze with a dazzling display of fiery chrysanthemums, a *pop* *pop* *crackle* of sizzling sparks rain down. "Happy birthday, 'Murica!" You exclaim as you sink your teeth into your 5th hot dog of the night at the nudist colony's annual 4th of July BBQ.